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Love Edition @ Sexpo 2006

2006-11-28T22:46:00.000-08:00

1 week after pandora's box opening, its the launch of this other business of mine. Was expecting a younger crowd...but seems like there's alot of "Lao Tiko", "Hum Sup Lous" swarming this exhibition. Come check my stuffs out! www.loveedition.com

Pandora's Box Very Own 2nd Outlet!

2006-11-18T12:41:00.000-08:00

Would like to thank all my friends who came down to support my shop's opening. Appreciate it...The amount of flowers i've received tells it all! It was really tiring for our very 1st day...worked all the way till 3+am for the never stopping walk in customers. Well...our efforts paid off. $$$ (ding ding ding). Check out my shop's cool glass flooring!

2 pillars, Childhood friend & me

Senseless Ambivalence

2006-09-10T11:23:00.000-07:00

Diminishing into the abyss, have I been ensnared by the femme fatale?

A vagrant straying deliriously… Tolerably on a quest to articulate…

My capricious aura? Or rather her tendentious discomposure.

This enthrallment has a shadow of lackluster.

Cats to describe friends

2006-08-13T15:37:00.000-07:00

Louie The Hip Hopper...His car & hp ring tone tells it all!
Ray who dreams of the impossible. Thats not a $$$ tree!
Keith & I...ganna aimed by me
Darren who thinks he appreciate fine music.
Denka & Amos...this pic tells so much about them.

National Day Parade

2006-08-10T11:34:00.000-07:00

Had great fun and learnt a great deal yesterday. Went denka's hse @ 4pm to play robert kiyosaki's rat race game. It was totally enriching but there was a pest and thats denka! Super irritating, making a hell lot of a noise. Heng the game too profound for him...he couldn't take the stress so he stopped and when people start to make fun of him, he blame christalle. Tak make it!
A great view of the fireworks @ denka's place and great food too. Saw this really cute little girl...glued herself to the chocolate fondue machine...she's not the only one...young adults like Daphne & Ezann too. Not shy leh...Anywayz the little girl had chocolate all over her mouth n clothings. As i was trying to win points in front of girls and up my level (this is what denka will say if he sees it)... i helped wipe her mouth clean.

Cecilia was great help to me for today. Setting up a business deal for my company and Strip! If I clinch the deal, she gets a meal! For denka...his company tried to kah my $$$! print catalogue...1 page $2.00! still tell me discounted price! but he got his retribution yesterday...he car tio langa...

Bowling Session

2006-08-05T23:32:00.000-07:00

Had a fun bowling session with my group of friends. For the 1st time, i brought all my equipments, but i xia suayed myself! Wah lao...act pro bring everything but bowl like shit! i use house ball even perform better than my personal balls! Tio thrashed by everyone!!!

Invited a sly fox aka Liangming! say neva bowl before and all the shit. stupid zekun confirmed with me that he dunno how to bowl. really chui and this debra super consistent...i cannot take it..."guo ran shi captain" and russell kept using some physics formulae to estimae every shot he takes! 1st shot, wrist tilt 36.542 degrees...to spare pin 10 must tilt 43.332degrees and aim for 3rd arrow from the right. Play halfway, This Liangming still come to me saying...eh jianbang...i tot u last time school team one...how come like that? Pissing me off!

This will not repeat...History will not repeat the next time i play with u guys. Liangming...i m gonna make u sah!

6th Ave Kopitiam

2006-08-02T12:02:00.000-07:00

Was busy scanning on friendster and i chanced upon this... I've been staying in 6th ave for more than a decade and i fucking missed out on this! this happened in broad daylight! where have i been man!!! regret...Zekun see already sure sah gugu bird left hand side although he claims he covered his eyes on 1 occasion (with rachel being his witness) when some1 CK-ed! Amos & i hear already hot ah...think he covered his eyes but the fingers siam the eyeballs...

Keith in his younger days...

2006-07-23T09:58:00.000-07:00

Found some classic photos online through a friend. This is keith when he was 19 yrs old. Fresh baked ah beng from the oven. Could still remember the times when he played some techno music and started chanting to me over the phone.
Regarding keith's 1st love...its a long story. i'll cut it short. He met her on a trip to japan... Yup...dats it. for more detailed information and what exactly happened in japan, pls ask keith if you happen to know him. Thank you.

Road Bully

2006-07-18T11:26:00.000-07:00

Met a road bully, (my friend’s dad) today and I happened to be in the car. He’s the terror on all roads be it ECP, CTE, PIE or the smallest lane one can find in Singapore. Well, what he did was preposterous. He turned into the exit of Mount E car park and realized the mistake he made. So he reversed and there were like 4 cars behind him. Ridiculously he expects the 4 cars to reverse when he could have turned into paragon instead.

He got what he wanted. This is the sketch of what exactly happened.

Re: An Owl's Peck

2006-07-15T14:14:00.000-07:00

Just came back from Thailand not too long ago. In case you guys heard some rumours bout me being bitten by an elephant...its total crap!
Wanna hear some facts? Okie… I was choosing my designs to buy some dog clothes…and around the shop I was in…there were a lot of pet shops. So what happened next was james saw a pretty cute owl and went to agitate it. You guys know what james’s like…itchy hand and asking for trouble. Well he got what he well deserved. A peck on his face. He started ranting none stop and in the end…he sat down and cry in the middle of chatuchak. It was a total embarrassment! Kenny, Tania and I had to drag him to board a cab back to the hotel.
Damn him…wasted 1 day of our trip!

2 Fucking Hilarious Videos!!!

2006-06-23T13:02:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeJwl3UG8eY
http://www.youtube.com/v/qJ_8qYidXAg

Meow Meow

2006-06-17T14:10:00.000-07:00

Met up with two old friends today for a drink and they just graduated from UK and doing well. All of us are like stepping into the working society. Wonder if we could actually hang out like what we did in the past in future. Think its gonna be difficult due to time constraint and this is so depressing. Guess this is all part of growing up.

A lot of secrets revealed during this weekend...some diving thingy and some blood-spattered events. Anyway, a friend of mine actually described to me what meow² is all about with his pair of hands today. Also, I discovered that he actually engaged himself into activities with it using his toes and had a taste of life. Well…this is supposed to be pretty common among young people nowadays, but the issue was…the meow² wasn’t feeling very well and throws up periodically. *respect + salute*

Sands

2006-06-13T07:00:00.000-07:00

Was taking a break in macau... checked into a hotel and was delighted to be given this room number because it reminded me of someone. room number 1010 = TEN TEN = BOBO = TANIA! din gamble @ sands, neither did i bet for world cup this year. its a miracle isn't it?

Took a walk inside sands doing my usual rounds like how i did in zouk with my buddies...no match sticks never mind! got approached by loan sharks if i need to borrow more $$$ to make a come back. i was like WHAT?! was the word "LOSER" written all over my forehead or what? not once! twice can?!

So i left sands...checking out new places in macau. this middle aged guy came to me...asked me for $. didn't i have the loser word on my forehead...why the hell would he come to me? obviously...i said no! the only consolation was...the match sticks along the streets are better. zk u must come. ur fav flooding the streets. can tune fm all night!

Purchasing Dvds

2006-06-10T21:08:00.000-07:00

Well...was walking along the streets and i happen to see this shop selling fake Dvds. Got reminded of 2 idiots instantanaeously. "Zekun & Amos" still remember the time when we went JB together and got caught bringing out pirated Dvds @ the custom and how weihan sabo-ed us!

Talking about Dvds, Zekun's the extreme one! He's the only guy i know who saves all his $$$ just to buy Dvds @ one time. He can stay @ home so that he won't spend, eat home & not spend on transport just for that. Don't worry dude...i bought some. will lend you after i'm done with it!

Cab Booking

2006-06-06T12:44:00.000-07:00

Was looking around @ some taxi companies to book a cab and guess what i saw?! GERALDINE DREISER! hahaha. Look how happy she was waving in the taxi? Know why? because she saw me @ the other side of the road. Been quite sometime i last saw her. I have more hilarious photos of her in my com...but not gonna put it up. she'll strangle me if i did. think this blog is gonna kill me too. for the sake of you guyz...i m risking it! enjoy!

PS: This girl never fail to dua me everytime we're supposed to meet.

How the stock market works

2006-06-05T01:04:00.000-07:00

When I meet up with my friends, uncles, aunties etc, occasionally I hear them discuss about the stock market. I have no idea how much they know, but this is my impression of how the stock market is like.

It was autumn, and the Red Indians on the remote reservation asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared. But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea.

He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked "Is the coming winter going to be cold?" "It looks like this winter is Going to be quite cold indeed," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Is it going to be a very cold winter?" "Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find. Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely!” the man replied. “It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.""How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked. The weatherman replied, "The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy."

This is how stock market work!!!

Hou amusing ah~

2006-06-03T13:37:00.000-07:00

Something amusing fell upon me today. I buzzed this old friend of mine. He picked up, screwed me for no apparent reason and hung up. I was in a trauma for more than a min before I could even piece myself back together. This was the old him like a decade ago, and thoughts of him during that time kept running through my mind all over again. Stuffs like drinking when we were underage and finding an escape route when the police raided the pub. And AH HONG! You will never forget this person in your life! Hahaha... How silly was that dude!

This idiot called me soon after and I found out that he actually had a bad day.

YOU HAVE BEEN FORGIVEN!

Take things easy

2006-06-02T11:03:00.000-07:00

Had a quality chat with a buddy of mine a couple of hours ago. Though it was like a mere 30 mins, but he enlightened me about some facts of life. He thinks with his head whereas for me, its my heart that does all the thinking. This conversation actually made me reflect upon my behavior in the past and I believe I need to detach and have more control over situations.

Getting dragged into emotional scuffles unnecessarily will only result in a dispute, causing political opinions within a group of friends. Take a step back, calm down and learn not to complicate matters, then life would be more pleasant this way. Cast away the days or sleepless nights thinking about useless issues and put time into good use as an alternative.

Friendship

2006-06-01T03:03:00.000-07:00

Well dudes...this is something unbelievable. I started simply because the most not bo liao guy (kenny wong aka tiger wong) did it. Perhaps i need to adapt to changes too. He's a friend whom i know him inside out even if we don't meet for a decade. Is this what brotherhood is all about? Not like dogs. Woof woof. Like my chita.

Friendship… I still have no idea what a true friend is all about. Still have no idea. I used to have this friend of mine whom I felt is my best friend. Disappeared all of a sudden. Well…felt kinda sad because up till now, I have no idea what the reason was. Missed the times we had.

Anyway, friends fall in many categories. Dogs, fallacious, losers, P-partners, genuine and even fictional ones. We meet new people everyday. You exchange numbers and name cards. But when you actually drop a sms or buzz them, don’t you think there’s actually a hidden agenda behind them? You want something out of them. Eg. U got a number from a Christy cheung replica. Don’t give me the shit that u just wanna be friends with her or that the 2 of u got along really well. Every guy with the right frame of mind would wanna screw her so bad or make her a P buddy.

I treat all my friends the same. So if some of them are not happy with the way I am, too bad. I don’t need to treat any of them differently just because “oh u stay @ nassim or u drive a lambo? Do you need me to polish ur shoes?” “Oh I can’t afford to offend him, so I will irritate the weaker ones.” Well if these dogs think they can get anything out of them or perhaps a job in future, go ahead.

After I crashed my mini and when its on its way to the scrap yard, I start to question the people who asked me about the accident actually really care or were they just being a kpo. Definitely there’re scumbags who are gloating over the accident. I thank those who were bothered and expressed their concern on this matter and not make it a topic of the month for discussion.

And mr Kenny wong HO HO. That dear BOBO aka TEN TEN of yours called me a loser because I started blogging too. I forgave her. For your sake. Don’t 4get how the tiger name came about!

That’s all Folks!<